Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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