if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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