Those balls look pretty dangerous.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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