so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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