It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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