there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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