i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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