I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
