i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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