the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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