he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
you never un-have a 4some
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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