We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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