You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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