I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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