Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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