doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
