Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She even gives head with a lisp.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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