if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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