like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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