Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wish i was in the wii world.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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