We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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