I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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