And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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