i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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