So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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