Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
