hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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