Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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