I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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