call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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