with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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