fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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