we have officially lost it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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