3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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