Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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