I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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