I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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