I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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