i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
and she was petting her beer can
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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