I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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