Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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