I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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