So drunk its hurt
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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