Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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