I don't think brook has ever known best
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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