Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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