ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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