I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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