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I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize