Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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