And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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