And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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