i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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